reactivating:

are these donuts or

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tastefullyoffensive:

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livingwithnofear:

briannacherrygarcia:

madhattress330:

lysnk2:

goldfishchronicles:

risksareforsurvivors:

Shot in my jaw. Awesome.

that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely. 

…my ass?

…The inside of my thigh?

Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.

Obviously a shark ahold of me and tore off over half my left leg. I bled to death.

lol I would’ve died in the most pathetic way… on the back of my left hand and just above my right wrist…

ilovecharts:

How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse 

anxietycat:

I couldn’t stop blushing and sweating, it was awful

filmsfoodandphotos:

Solo Cups: Knowledge

I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students. 

It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!

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